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226Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:26 pm

Angela Agaricus

Angela Agaricus
Granted, but everything else is unhealthy.

I wish everything but coca-cola was healthy.

227Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:29 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, but now everything besides coca-cola taste awful.

I wish everyone would realize that Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever.

228Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:40 pm

Jade

Jade
Granted, but demand is so great that they stop making Dr Pepper for fear of causing obesity.

I wish I would ship out to boot camp already.

229Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:16 pm

Angela Agaricus

Angela Agaricus
Granted, but when you arrive the boot camp is on fire.

I wish I had the ability to mute people I didn't want to listen too.

230Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:40 pm

Satsuki

Satsuki
Granted, people you don't want to hear cannot speak, but for every person you mute you gain a horrid boil on your face.

I wish that Spring never had to end.

231Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:29 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, but now you cause dozens of business to shutdown since they only open up in the winter.


I wish for a better phone.

232Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:45 pm

Sayuno

Sayuno
Granted, I'll get you the newest iPhone/Samsung whatever you prefer but unfortunately your phone bill will be SUPER DUPER HIGH. Like, even higher than it is now and ever was!

I wish Ely was my own, personal Loli.

233Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:11 pm

Rosencrantz

Rosencrantz
you get arrested and are made known worldwide for your paedophilia shenanigans so you get shanked in the prison

I wish for twelve 1x1" pieces of paper

234Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:15 pm

Sayuno

Sayuno
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235Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:08 pm

Jade

Jade
Granted, but you get hundreds of paper cuts

I wish I could travel the world

236Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:29 pm

Angela Agaricus

Angela Agaricus
Granted, you are sealed inside a box and shipped around the world.

I wish I could walk through walls.

237Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:02 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, you walk right through a wall and enter a testing chamber that is testing a new type of nerve gas. Well R.I.P I suppose.

I wish I had my own personal drone.

238Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Apr 14, 2016 11:23 pm

Angela Agaricus

Angela Agaricus
Granted, you are given your own personal drone bee, take good care of it and you might get a little bit of honey out of the deal.

I wish I could stare at the sun without ever going blind.

239Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:30 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
u.u

Granted, you can stare at sun forever without going blind, but you forgot about sunburn....I'm sure it will get better sooner or later.

I wish I could read minds.

240Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:00 pm

Khnum

Khnum
You can read minds, but you have to be able to see the brain to read it

I wish reddit would die

241Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:55 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, but the entire interent dies along with Reddit.

I wish I could find a gold mine full of gold and diamonds.

242Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:53 am

Kaelyn

Kaelyn
Granted, but you can't take them with you.

I wish I had enough determination to go to the gym. >.>

243Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:34 am

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, but you still need to gain the determination to actually workout and use the equipment there.

I wish Bill Clinton could be president again.

244Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:41 pm

Leon Krane

Leon Krane
Granted, good ol saxophone playing Bill is back. But he is back at it with his cheating ways contracting a new STD and dying before his first year is up.

I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats

245Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:53 pm

Sayuno

Sayuno
Congratulations, you aren't allergic to cats anymore.

Instead, you are allergic to pizza. :3

I wish writing missions would go by much faster!

246Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:58 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted, you can write up missions with a snap of your fingers, but it forever to get your missions rewarded :c

I wish my PC would load quicker.

247Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:50 pm

Angela Agaricus

Angela Agaricus
Granted, your PC now loads super fast but you don't have any electricity to actually turn it on.

I wish I was indestructible.

248Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:01 pm

Leon Krane

Leon Krane
Granted you are indestructible but lose all motor skills leaving you permanently paralyzed.

I wish I could hack into computers like a pro

249Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:49 pm

Elysion Epsilon

Elysion Epsilon
Granted you got mad hacking skils bro, but in exchange you have noob level skills at everything else.


I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

250Corrupt A Wish - Page 10 Empty Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:42 pm

Charlotte

Charlotte
Granted but now you have to pay for everyone.

I wish I could have the power to change weather.

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