Granted. Your country almost immediately has war declared on it by a coalition of every other nation in the world.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you learn how to fly! At cost of forgetting how to swim.

I wish video games were cheaper.

Granted, but you can never play them without getting a bad seizure.

I wish I get free concert tickets

Sure, you always get free tickets to concerts that happened the day prior.

I wish for nothing!

You wish for nothing, do factoring that in and after going math I think you should get poop instead of nothing :p

I wish for Immortality.

Granted, but you end up like Hidan from Naruto!


I wish I could summon lolis.

You can summon one lollipop a day.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but you can only travel backwards in time. You will never be able to return to your current or future timeline.

I wish I could write a best selling book.

You write the next biggest hit. However, due to the deal you signed with the publishing company you earn next to nothing for your effort.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but you forgot to bring money or supplies with you.

I wish sports were more interesting to watch.

You hook up with a crackhead' Now they are more interesting to watch.

I wish that Game of Thrones had less Sex

Granted. Ratings drop however and it's cancelled before the show has a chance to finish.

I wish that Game of Thrones had more sex.

Game of Thrones has more sex, but everybody dies because of it. :p

I wish to be Deadpool.

You become Deadpool. You are now a character on a comic book page, and spend the rest of your days watching people read your comic.

I wish it would rain today.

Granted, but now you have to deal with flooding.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

You have a pet turtle, unfortunately he dies shortly after receiving him :(.

I wish I could summon any food I wanted in front of me instantly.

Granted, but the food is always spoiled or expired.

I wish I could read minds.

Sure, but you have no control over it and your mind shatters with the pressure of all other minds

I wish for nothing

You are instantly teleported from this world to another. There is a great white nothingness all around you as far as the eye can see. You instantly realize you are trapped here, surrounded by nothing for all eternity.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you got turn into a harpy as a side effect and not the cute monster girl kind...

I wish I was a cyborg

Congratulations, you have just signed a contract to get your mind placed inside a cyborg body! On the downside, the government now controls your sentience and you have to watch in horror as you kill your baby brother, and everyone that you've ever loved. Why? Because the system is corrupt. Just like this wish.

I wish I knew how to RP correctly lul.

You now know how to RP with the best of them. Unfortunately your typing skills disappear and you are never able to express what you know :(.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

I leave the room, thereby taking the hot out of the room, granting your wish. But now that I'm not there what's the point? Everyone leaves and you're now alone.

I wish it wasn't so cold for you now Godric x3

Your wish is granted and the room is now back to a normal temperature. Unfortunately Godric is not pleased about this and is now stalking you, waiting for the right moment to strike in revenge.

I wish I could turn invisible so my stalking would be easier.

You become a living hermit, you are invisible. But doomed to live in a cave for the rest of your life and you have to eat maggots.

I wish to be in the Infinity War.