No one will ever come near you again, so by extension they can't smoke near you.

I wish I could write a bestselling novel.

Wish Granted:

(I think you see what I'm getting at here, that's what you'll write)

I wish that the robot revolution could happen, and a really cool war could break out of man vs machine, doesn't matter who wins

Granted. You get witness the most epic war in history and you are on the winning side, but then you woke up and realize it was just a dream.

I wish to become the cybernetic loli ruler of the universe where no one or anything could equal or suprass my power.

Request to have my corruption redone, because just saying "lol it was a dream" is barely a corruption, and like... Come on... Be creative =/

You get it redone but it's still bad.

I wish that Ely would stop being r00d to me

Granted. But everyone else will be instead.

I wish Zane's mighty forearms were all mine to rest upon. ❤️

but you're r00d to him and now he's salty. Zane refuses to let anyone rest upon his forearms.

I wish I had 2 money

Granted, but your only condemned to the first level of Hell, everyone knows that the real party is on the lower levels.

I wish for the ability to walk up walls.

Granted but there are no more walls.

I wish I could go back in time.

You go back in time and find out that your birth was an accident.

I wish I could sing like Steven Tyler.

You can sing like them, but can only communicate via song for as long as you live.

I wish that I had sea-salt ice cream.

Granted, you are given some sea-salt flavored ice cream and you have to eat the entire gallon bucket of it.

I wish my bones wouldn't break no matter how much pressure was put on them.

Granted, but you are taken away by the government for experiments to research your bones, and they are painful.

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

Granted! You're so cool, you're 100% frozen! A living, immobile testament to coolness!

I wish I wasnt unlucky

Granted! Your luck is the best, but everything you win, you must donate to charity.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

Granted, but you lose your sense of taste and is unable to enjoy your favorite foods.


I wish I didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Granted, but you live in Somalia instead

I wish Javier was alive

Granted, but he's undead.

I wish I could get paid to RP.

Granted, but you only get paid 1 penny per post.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you now know that you should have wished for world peace, too bad you used up your wish and you can't actually wish for anything anymore.

I wish life was more like a television show.

Granted, but it's more like reality TV. And I don't mean just mediocre, i'm talking Jersey Shore bad.


I wish for this thread to end

Granted, but your the administrator that ends it so everybody hates you now.

I wish for this thread to never end.

Granted but you must post in this thread and only this thread.

I wish my username was changed to Jade Price.

Granted, but then you think of a better name for your character and realize you can't change your username again.


I wish I had X-Ray vision.

Granted, but it only works for the elderly.

I wish coca-cola was healthy