Congratulations on dying ten minutes into the Infinity War. But at least your wish was granted.

I wish I could breathe in space.

You can breathe, but no oxygen or anything that gives life. You breathe the Comets inside and blow up because they were the only things you can breathe in.

I wish I could control Gravity.

You can control gravity,  but something goes horribly wrong when you create two gravitational pulls on each other, you inevitably suck yourself into a blackhole along withe entire solar system.

I wish I could skate on air.

You can skate on air, but you are limited by the technology of the current period. So you can only skate for the 1/2 of a second and only once.

I wish that everything is technological.

Everything is technological, even people. Men can no longer do the dirty with women. This makes you depressed because you're the only one left that they forgot to pull testosterone from.

I wish I had a guardian companion who'd protect me from any corrupt-a-wishes!

That Guardian companion dies in your arms.

I wish we would get faster replies on topics.

Do I really have to corrupt that wish? Fine. Granted, but all the replies you now get are one word replies that don't help you much.

I wish there were more people in Roncello.

Everybody moves to Roncello and all the other cities cease to exist.

I wish I had some Lost Magic.

You have Lost the Magic.

I wish to be a mutant who can control space and time

Granted, but now you're disfigured and have only one eye.

I wish I was king for a day.

You were a king of the rock.

I wish to be crowned NDRP's sexiest character XD Lol!

You were crowned sexiest character April 1st.

I wish the rock was a planet.

IT is a planet, but a deserted where isn't even anything to eat. Also, it is just around the size of Singapore.

I wish for a cookie.

There was cum in that cookie.

I wish for more money.

The money was made of shit, which in a second turns into cum and poop and people force you to eat it and you do eat it.

I wish that ERB'S next video comes out early.

The next ERB video comes out early, but it's the last video ever.

I wish I had a million dollars instantly appear.

They appear in front of you, then burn in front of you.

I wish for invincibility.

You're invincible. The world suddenly suffers a cataclysmic event, and you are the last man left on Earth.

I wish the Winds of Winter would come out today.

Granted, but as soon as you get your copy someone takes it away.

I wish for a unicorn.

A horn grows out of your head. Congratulations, you are now a Unicorn.

I wish that I could persuade people to do whatever I wanted.

You persuade them to rape you (lol)

I wish that Iron Man was a Tv series.

Iron-Man gets cancelled

I wish for better luck on my NDRP fortune wheel spins.

You get better luck on the wheel. Every week you now win the 1000 Jewel prize! Unfortunately that's the only prize your luck works for, and you can never win anything else.

I wish Facebook didn't exist.

mark Zuckerberg Crates another social networking which becomes more popular than Facebook.

I wish Dr. Seuss was alive.

Dr. Seuss is alive. He is captured by the government and experimented on until the day he dies.

I wish I was a successful novelist.