Granted! You get the Hot Wheels version of a Lykan Hypersport.

I wish to be the most poplaur mage in Fiore.

Granted, you are now a very popular Mage in Fiore!

But you are also an introvert and hate the attention so you constantly hide from the mass :/

I wish I get to be on the Sorcerer Magazine again!

Granted. Your name is feature on the very last page in the very last sentence!

I wish I could use summoning magic for real.

Granted, but you can only summon monstrous creatures from your darkest nightmares.

I wish I could go invisible when I wanted to.

Granted, but you forgot that you can only turn invisbile. People can still hear and smell you. Your career as a ninja is short lived.

I wish I had more rp threads.

Granted, but your threads only always last for 5 posts.

I wish I could turn back time!

Awesome! You gained the power to turn back time, but you didn't learn how to stop. So you up aging backwards until you no longer exist. Tough luck

I wish everyone would worship me.

Granted, but you get sick of the attention, you kill yourself.

I wish money grew on trees in my garden.

Granted. You get monoploy money!

I wish for a pet dragon.

Granted! Your pet Dragon hates the shit out of you and looks for a new owner soon after you've made it your pet, haha.

I wish women wouldn't menstruate.

Granted, but because this wish is granted. The tampon industry fails harder than the automotive industry in 2008. No Bailouts this time.


I wish my parents would stop asking for grandchildren...

Granted, your parents stop asking for grandkids because you die. (or your genitalia get horribly mutilated beyond repair or use in a freak toothbrushing accident, take your pick)

I wish for the next wish I make to not get corrupted

Dat toothbrush ruined my life.

Granted. your next wish instead of getting corrupted. Its get more lewd instead and the forum game, 'Corrput A Wish' turns into 'Lewd A Wish".

I wish I could cure any sickness.

Granted, now you're forced, paid and kidnapped by different nations to cure all sorts sicknesses. You can't go back to the simple life you had anymore.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, you are 1 millimeter taller.


I wish I had my own personal combat maid.

Granted, but she's obese so you can imagine what happens when you attempt to train with her.

I wish I had a cat.

You get your Caterpillar. See what I did there?

I wish Elysion could use a second magic.

She can! But it's the magic to make me cookies whenever I wish for them!

...I wish for cookies!

You get cookies but you also get food poisoning and die.

I wish for lotsa puppies >_<

Granted, but they're diseased.

I wish for a pair of Loubs.

You got it! ...but they're just some cheap knock offs and fall apart right away...

I wish for some beautiful weather today!

You got it!

But unfortunately you can't leave the house to enjoy it :3

I wish that Pokemon Sun & Moon came out tomorrow! x3

They do, but because the development date got pushed up so far, it's a buggy, unplayable mess of code.

I wish for a really tasty sandwich that I can eat without difficulty and without bringing harm to myself or others. Also, no mayo...or miracle whip.

Granted, you get to eat your tasty sandwhich in peace, but it was so tasty you can't stop thinking about it. Slowly becoming obsessed with eating another sandwhich like it. You spend the rest of life trying to eat another perfect sandwhich.

I wish that I could use 'Take Over: Mecha Soul '. It would go great with my Mechromancer summoning!

You are suddenly able to use your Take Over! ...however, all your Mech-romancing has come with a price and now robots everywhere have big heart eyes for you and you suddenly feel like Will Smith in i.Robot!!!

I wish for a kite that I can fly in a lightning storm, with a key tied to the string, but I still won't be electrocuted.