I wouldn't mind that at all.

~~~

Granted. You get live out your wish of flying in lighting storm without the danger of being electrocuted, but you forgot about the strong winds in the storm. As you fly you get blow and tangle into a tree. A lighting bolt hits the tree and the tress catches on fire. Sadly you burn along with the tree.

I wish to be the luckiest person in the universe.

*burns* ahhhh :(

YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Roll the 10-sided dice,
• if 1-5 you get to grant the next person's wish!
• if 6-10 you get to grant the next person's wish!

...now those are some lucky odds!

I wish I could partake in the Crocus tournament while being a dark mage and doing dark mage questlines!

Just my luck.

~~~

Granted. You get to partake in both the touramanet and the questlines, but you are unable to partake in the next event.

I wish there were more missions in Valderice.

Granted, but you don't meet their requirements.

I wish I was a cloud. o-o;

Granted you become Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy! Have fun getting stab a lot. o.o;

I wish the rules for Summoning Magic were released!

Lmao.

Granted, but they're nerfed to hell you're as powerful as a cloud!

I wish I had more hair (on my head).

Granted! You have so much hair atop your head you can no longer move due to the weight! The best part though is that it grows back faster than it can be cut! Perfect~

I wish sempai would notice me ;~;

Granted. But you didn't say for how long. After noticing you for 5 minutes he/she deems you unworthy and never looks at you again.

I wish it was summer already.

Granted. Too bad this is the hottest summer in history. Millions die from heat stroke and starvation as drought ravages the land.

I wish I would live one year longer than I would have normally (add one year to my life essentially).

Granted you live an extra year in a vegetative state.

I wish there was a new season for Epic Rap Battles of History.

Granted. But all the videos are taken down due to youtube copyright. (#WTFU) Topical, huh?

I wish for the ability to move objects with my mind (telekinesis).

Granted, but due to your lack of training you can only move objects that weigh one pound or less. Erh..have fun!

I wish I had all of Deadpool powers.

Granted, but you can't use them until you're dead.

I wish I wasn't so weak.

Granted. Now you're so strong you can't touch anyone for fear of shattering ever single bone in their body and can't pick anything up with crushing it to a fine powder.

I wish had an extra set of arms.

Granted, but it's a jelly arm.

I wish I could lose weight the way I lose money (by spending, I mean).

Granted, but your body fat is worthless compare to British Pound (lol?). So your unable to spend your weight to lose your weight.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

Elysion Epsilon wrote:Granted, but your body fat is worthless compare to British Pound (lol?).  So your unable to spend your weight to lose your weight.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

granted but it's a tofu and anchoive cake

I wish I could be an awesome artist

You die in poverty as most famous artists of the past have; unlike other now-famous artists, you do not become popular even after death.

I wish I was a monkey so I could throw poop at people

u become monkey but people throw poop back at chu

i wish i had a normal sleeping schedule 11-7

Granted, but every time you go to sleep you miss out on the most amazing events and experiences.

I wish I had naturally blue hair.

Granted, but the rest of your body turns blue too.

I wish there was a guild in Cielo.

Granted, but it's a guild of dogs. o-o

I wish I didn't have to study.

Granted, but you still fail o.o


I wish for a Senpai.

You get a senpai but it's Hikaru

I wish memes were real

Granted, but most of the memes are about you and Erzila.....

I wish I didn't feel sick.