Granted, you'll drive with vomiting puppies instead.

I wish I'd pass all of my exams.

You pass your exams, but you fail in impressing your parents with the low marks you got.

I wish for world peace.

Damn, that's actually pretty damn possible XD

World peace, but as a result the human race has expired.

I mean, how else is it going to work?

I wish I could foster as many animals as I want.

Granted, but your social life with people comes to an end. As you take in more animals you stop spending time with family and friends as your time is consume with taking care of the foster animals. You soon lose all contact with outside world and you become known as the cat lady with no friends.

I wish for a better night of sleep.

Granted, but you accidentally oversleep for a week and miss all your important appointments.

I wish I never met that asshole.

Hey, that doesn't sound like a drawback to me, Ely xD

Granted, but it'll also remove all people who are somehow connected to You through him from your life.

I wish I could summon food. Whenever and where ever I want.

That's actually good, I didn't want to get to know his stupid slutty sister. >.>

Granted! But the food you can summon raw food and this has negative effects on your health. D:

I wish I had a pet.

You get a pet, but it's a dinosaur. It eats you alive.

I wish I could go to happy hour friday.

You go to happy hour Friday, but one hour too late!

I wish for energy...

You now have energy, but you get excited and use it on other things (heh).

I wish I'm not lazy.

Granted, you become a workaholic.

I wish for a sugar cookie with sprinkles.

Granted, but it is poisoned and you die.

I wish that I could fly.

lmao people in this thread have no chill

Granted, but you keep clashing with birds n planes n stuff and hurt yourself.

I wish this headache was gone!

man, kitsunes are so gay, why do people love them

Fine, granted (WHATEVER *flips hair*) you're a kitsune, a bald kitsune without any fur whose tails fall off over time, congratz. XD

I wish I could apply nail polish perfectly without screwing it up :3

Granted but you don't have any nails

I wish I could become a shark at will

Granted, you become a shark whenever you want, but you can't breathe underwater. o-o

I wish I made good decisions.

what the fuck, Sora lmao

Granted, no exams and homework tomorrow but for the rest of your life instead muhahaha!

I wish I could keep Ariana Grande as a pet and have her sing for me whenever I want.

Granted, but she sings like a siren after becoming your pet.

I wish my life was simpler.

Granted. You get turn back into a baby. All you have to do is cry and shit for the rest of your life.  Simple right?

I wish video game compaines would stop making DLC to rip off their customers.

LMAO! The s in Elysion stands for #savage

Granted, they realize what they're doing is wrong and make no more games at all, there you go.

I wish Red Bull was cheaper.

Granted, but then you buy too much and get sent to the hospital because of overdose.

I wish everything was free!

honestly that's what's going to happen soon lmao

Sure, granted! :3 Everything is free. Clothes and food is for free, but also criminals and murderes and all those people are now free and there is no law! Survival of the fittest! Welcome to the 76th Hunger Games!

I wish I had 1 more week to study for this exam.

Omg Hunger Games. @-@

Granted, but the questions are all unseen and super difficult, you fail anyway.

I wish for a car (like the Lykan Hypersport :3)