Your wish is granted, however you always teleport yourself into troublesome situations

I wish for purple fireworks to decorate the nightsky

Purple fireworks decorate the night sky but in all sorts of inappropriate manners...

I wish to have three kids!

Your have three children, true, however they all get stolen away from you. After a 14 years pass they find you again. (Assuming that you haven't died somehow by then) However they're now trained assassins and are determined to kill you under the false pretense that you abandoned them.

I wish to unravel the secrets of the universe

The universe has no secrets, we know them all but refuse to acknowledge that we know them. There are no secrets to unravel, young grasshopper.

I wish for eternal peace!

Eternal Peace is gained, true, however for this peace to be gained everything in the universe is killed off by the most horrendous ways imaginable. Once every living thing has been obliterated from the realm(this universe), does eternal peace come. Too bad there isn't anybody to experience it.

I wish for more wishes

Wish granted. You know have more of the word "wishes" to hang around your room or something. Why would you want more of the word "wishes" anyway?

I wish that all wishes came true

All wishes do come true now, thanks to the power of an almost godly magical item, when the wishes of EVERYONE as inserted into it. The world falls into the apocalypse, with there being more evil oriented wishes than good. While the good wishes keep most from dying or suffering (too badly at most), life becomes meaningless; since the universe had just become a living hell.

I wish for the angels to sing me to eternal sleep.

Weeping angels song to you then kill you.

I wish my site will thrive

It does, but your staff mutinies against you and bans you from your own site.

I wish for infinite tacos.

Granted, but then you get attack by Jira for making have to work forever to provide you with infinite tacos.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Granted but you're constantly breaking and finding someone to fix you is impossible :3

No wishes from Sayuno. Darn that means I can't corrupt them. Well played.  

I wish this site gave me less lag...

The site now runs incredibly fast for you, alas you seem to be unable to access it from this point on.

I wish the holder rules were up :3

Holder rules are up, however Holder Magic only works with wands. Lowkey the staff turns the site into a Harry Potter Rp.

I was I was devil Slayer.

You become a devil slayer, however when you encounter a demon (powerful and evil enough to be classified as "devil") you're to weak to fight and the demon decides to kill you with acidic spit as you lay helpless.

I wish for new episodes of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" to be released within this week.

The new episode comes out, sadly it is not shown in your country and whenever you try to find it on-line your computer crashes, if you buy it on dvd the dvd always seems corrupted as does any download, if you try to watch it at a friends suddenly the dvd doesn't work and your friend beats you to death.

I wish people would rp in my social :'(

Velvet joins your social. Since she's a shitty RPer, your wish is corrupted.

I wish for a pony.

Granted! You get a pony the size of an ant but who has the strength of a giant and he kills you for stepping on him.

I wish I had an afro.

You get an afro, in your mouth. And everytime you cut it, it grows back.

I wish for it to snow.

It snows a frozen acid and you melt in clumps as it touches you

I wish for better wishes from this site for me to corrupt occasionally

Granted, but those wishes also involved you, so you get more corrput from each wish you granted. Soonn you turn into witch like characters from Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

I wish I had infinite knowledge.

You become such a know it all you become the world's biggest downer, showing the bad side to everything. You eventually loose all your friends and die alone (unless you find a way to clone yourself or keep yourself alive for longer)

I wish for a Clone

Your clone is too good. Soon you find yourself trap in a cell as your clone takes over life. Stealing your girl. Taking your family and etc. At least this isn't evil clone plot where it tries to kill you.

I wish for the power to undo corrupt wishes.

Your wish is granted, but you can only undo wishes you corrupt.

I wish exams didn't exist.

Granted, but since there are no exams. You get more homework!

I wish I didn't have to drive with idiots.