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Catarina De Luca : o-o

Catarina De Luca : So lonely.

Catarina De Luca : I hereby claim this CB in the name of Nuggetopia.

Catarina De Luca : In this land the nuggets shall prosper and live peacefully.

Catarina De Luca : Of course, be protected from their natural enemy.

Catarina De Luca : The french fry!

Catarina De Luca : For centuries they have been at war, battles only won by small marks.

Catarina De Luca : The battlefields dyed in ketchup.

Catarina De Luca : Salt scattered among the corpses of fallen heroes.

Xavier De Luca joined the chat on Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:00 pm

Catarina De Luca : Until the nuggets found their unnamed hero.

Catarina De Luca : NOOO

Catarina De Luca : Uhm

Catarina De Luca : YES

Catarina De Luca : THEIR HERO XAVIER.

Aoi Mitsurugi joined the chat on Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:01 pm

Catarina De Luca : Totally planned. >w>

Catarina De Luca : NOOO

Catarina De Luca : I mean, uhm.

Catarina De Luca : The general who brought them to victory!

Catarina De Luca : General Aoi!

[18:15:20] * Erzila Packs dreamingly thinks about BP's guildmaster
[18:16:11] AOI MITSURUGI : You'll never get her
[18:16:13] AOI MITSURUGI : Just sayin
[18:16:40] SALEM ARGUS : Knux what do you think about a spell that allows him to climb on walls and ceiling?
[18:17:02] RIAS ASTRID : Rias was made for her and even she can't get her -_-
[18:17:13] SALEM ARGUS : like his feet and hands get covered in an aura of claws that allow him to dig into any surface?
[18:17:36] ALICE HARPER : Rias... I posted earlier that it was only 11:00 not 23:00...
[18:18:00] RIAS ASTRID : Rias didn't come down until after 11 though
[18:18:19] RIAS ASTRID : And time still moves forward ^^;
[18:18:36] ALICE HARPER : Damn Alice has been sitting long in that bar... xD
[18:18:47] ELIARA MITSURUGI : Erz, I didn't realize you were into cruel women like that XD
[18:19:19] ALICE HARPER : Eli, you know she has no chance, considering what her GM did...
[18:19:37] ELIARA MITSURUGI : Yeah I know XD
[18:19:49] RIAS ASTRID : Is there some way I can go back and change Rias's likes/motivations?
[18:19:53] ELIARA MITSURUGI : Plus the lower half is the opposite of what Tali wants XD
[18:20:00] RIAS ASTRID : So that Tali isn't any of them? -_-
[18:20:02] AOI MITSURUGI : I don't think so
[18:20:16] ERZILA PACKS : erzila: i am just as cruel so of curse i like cruel
[18:20:20] AOI MITSURUGI : Lmao Eli
[18:20:21] ERZILA PACKS : an't she bi
[18:20:29] ELIARA MITSURUGI : No, she's full lez
[18:20:37] * Aoi Mitsurugi pokes Erzila in the tummy x3
[18:21:02] * Erzila Packs smirks as you poke rock hard abbs
[18:21:16] ALICE HARPER : I think there is one way... Lot's and lot's of character development... And I don't think any drastic changes are possible.
[18:21:17] AOI MITSURUGI : Are you a man? o.o
[18:21:42] ERZILA PACKS : no she just works out alot
[18:21:46] AOI MITSURUGI : An alignment change might be one, Ri
[18:21:52] ELIARA MITSURUGI : Character development is definitely the way to change your motivations n such
[18:22:22] AOI MITSURUGI : @Erz: You have the face of a man, the abs of a man... tha uh... package.. of a prepubecent boy.. I would say you're male
[18:22:39] ELIARA MITSURUGI : O.O
[18:22:52] * Eliara Mitsurugi drags sis away before she can go more in depth
[18:22:55] * Erzila Packs flashs the cbox her large breast
[18:23:06] AOI MITSURUGI : MY EYES!!
[18:23:06] * Rias Astrid has bigger boobs
[18:23:14] * Aoi Mitsurugi is dragged away siddenly
[18:23:16] AOI MITSURUGI : suddenly*
[18:23:23] * Aoi Mitsurugi has a bigger pair too xD
[18:23:48] * Eliara Mitsurugi doesn't, but doesn't really care either
[18:23:57] ERZILA PACKS : actuly i doubt that erzila has 56 zzzz
[18:24:04] ELIARA MITSURUGI : THAT'S TOO BIG
[18:24:07] AOI MITSURUGI : O_O
[18:24:14] RIAS ASTRID : That's an impossible number for a bust size
[18:24:18] ELIARA MITSURUGI : YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL AT THAT SIZE!
[18:24:21] ELIARA MITSURUGI : HOW DO YOU EVEN STAND
[18:24:28] AOI MITSURUGI : lmgao
[18:24:34] AOI MITSURUGI : lmfao*
[18:24:38] * Eliara Mitsurugi shudders, "disgusting"
[18:24:42] ERZILA PACKS : why do you thinik she works out so much
[18:25:03] ELIARA MITSURUGI : That is horrifying, and I'm taking you off my list

[16:00:51] @ AOI MITSURUGI : Oh.. I gotta tell ya this story. Bout how I scored a 100 on a final for a class i was failing
[16:01:27] KNUX SHI : .
[16:02:23] HARLEY QUINZEL : o.o
[16:04:56] @ AOI MITSURUGI : So, senior year, I got ALLLL my credits for major subjects but I think literacy cause it's a 4 credit thing. Anyway, so I had this class for Enviornmental Science, so since i couldn't swtich, I figured fuck it, I'll flunk on purpose. So for half a year I dicked around, barely did work unless it was group because my ass would feel guilty for not helping other people out. So it came time for finals, and everyone else BUT me gets the finals
[16:05:08] @ AOI MITSURUGI : I get handed a piece of paper
[16:05:31] @ AOI MITSURUGI : Told to summerize something I couldn't remember what it was for the life of me
[16:06:06] KARI AKISAME : xD
[16:06:41] @ AOI MITSURUGI : So I started by simply apologizing about how I had been acting recently from family issues, went into my incarcerated brother (whom now actually lives with us), and basically rambled on for a good two pages front and back.
[16:06:44] @ AOI MITSURUGI : I handed it in
[16:06:52] @ AOI MITSURUGI : And when it came time to hand out grades
[16:06:58] @ AOI MITSURUGI : There was my name, and a 100
[16:07:09] @ AOI MITSURUGI : And I STILL failed that report period
[16:07:14] * Aoi Mitsurugi nods

Not Cbox but it was funny!

I bring you!

THE 76 HOUR EPIC! TYLER: REQUIEM OF A FLAT ASS!

[7:37:20 PM] Eli-Chanpu: It's okay, a flat ass is like a flat chest, it can have it's charms
[7:37:26 PM] Tyler C.: Can it? :0
[7:37:30 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Flat ass pride?
[7:37:38 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): No, Eli is just lyig
[7:37:41 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Lying*
[7:37:47 PM] Eli-Chanpu: LIKE A DOG
[7:38:07 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): It's a rug... But whatever floats your boat sis
[7:38:17 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Dogs can lie too
[7:38:21 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Dogs can be rugs!
[7:38:25 PM] Eli-Chanpu: A dog can dream!
[7:38:43 PM] Eli-Chanpu: How dare you infringe on the rights of dogs like that!
[7:38:46 PM] Eli-Chanpu: You racist!
[7:39:01 PM] Eli-Chanpu: If a dog wants to be a rug it can very well damn be!
[7:39:05 PM] Tyler C.: You just have to open up your mind Aoi
[7:39:28 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): THEY CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER
[7:39:37 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): HEIL XUN
[7:39:42 PM] Tyler C.: xD
[7:39:43 PM] Eli-Chanpu: God it's Romeo and Juliet all over again
[7:39:48 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Except it's Spot and Persia
[7:39:50 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): I MEAN HITLER
[7:40:00 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): wait...
[7:40:01 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The forbidden love between dog and rug
[7:40:04 PM] Tyler C.: lolololol
[7:40:07 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Same thing....
[7:40:11 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The most tragic of stories!
[7:40:34 PM] Jacob (Ardere): Jacob (Ardere) wails
[7:42:38 PM] Tyler C.: Aoi pls post D:
[7:42:42 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The dog goes and finds a Pikachu plushie, and makes sweet sweet love to it for hours
[7:42:45 PM] Tyler C.: I will offer my soul to you
[7:42:46 PM] Eli-Chanpu: BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME
[7:42:58 PM] Tyler C.: Wait
[7:43:01 PM] Tyler C.: Tyler C. backs up
[7:43:05 PM] Tyler C.: Tyler C. backs up again.
[7:43:09 PM] Eli-Chanpu: NONE CAN SUBSTITUTE THE SWEET PASSION THAT PERSIA OFFERS
[7:43:23 PM] Eli-Chanpu: So the dog runs to Persia!
[7:43:29 PM] Jacob (Ardere): Jacob (Ardere) cries
[7:43:32 PM] Jacob (Ardere): love sucks ;-;
[7:43:38 PM] Jacob (Ardere): Jacob (Ardere) crawls under his rock
[7:43:44 PM] Tyler C.: Uh oh
[7:43:49 PM] Tyler C.: It's Ard love problems time
[7:44:00 PM] Jacob (Ardere): >.>
[7:44:14 PM] Eli-Chanpu: And vomits on it to claim it as it's own!
[7:44:21 PM] Tyler C.: Normally it's in MC chat
[7:44:24 PM] Tyler C.: and you start it off with
[7:44:26 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The owner get's PISSED!
[7:44:27 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): No no
[7:44:30 PM] Tyler C.: "Jaze how do you do it"
[7:44:32 PM] Eli-Chanpu: And then takes it behind the shed
[7:44:32 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): You pee on the rug
[7:44:35 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): To claim property
[7:44:38 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Get it right
[7:44:41 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Scrub lord
[7:44:43 PM] Eli-Chanpu: THIS DOG WAS SPECIAL
[7:44:49 PM] Eli-Chanpu: IT CAN VOMIT ON THINGS TO CLAME IT
[7:44:50 PM] Jacob (Ardere): ._.
[7:44:53 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): As special as Marley?
[7:44:54 PM] Eli-Chanpu: YOU CAN'T OPPRESS IT
[7:44:56 PM | Edited 7:45:01 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Or Airbud?
[7:45:00 PM] Jacob (Ardere): Fuck you then
[7:45:04 PM] Eli-Chanpu: ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DOG DICTATOR?!
[7:45:07 PM] Eli-Chanpu: NO
[7:45:09 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Woof
[7:45:10 PM] Tyler C.: I'm just kitten around Ardy :P
[7:45:12 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): >.>
[7:45:13 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): <.<
[7:45:35 PM] Eli-Chanpu: ANYWAYS
[7:45:47 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The owner takes the dog behind the shed, both of them never to return
[7:46:01 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): Oh so Lassie with a twist?
[7:46:04 PM] Eli-Chanpu: THE RUG, AFTER ONE NIGHT OF SWEET, KIBBLES SCENTED PASSION
[7:46:29 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Gets super depressed, and gains SENTIENCE
[7:46:35 PM] Eli-Chanpu: But it cannot move, because it's a rug
[7:47:38 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Thus it begs the owners daughter to put it out of it's misery!
[7:47:42 PM] Eli-Chanpu: But it cannot speak!
[7:47:45 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Because it'
[7:47:49 PM] Eli-Chanpu: is a rug
[7:47:57 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): But wait
[7:48:03 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): If it can't speak
[7:48:04 PM] Eli-Chanpu: SO IT GAINS THE POWER OF TELEPATHY
[7:48:07 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): How can it lie?
[7:48:36 PM] kagekishi.no.hi: .
[7:48:37 PM] Eli-Chanpu: AND THEN IT BEGS THE OWNER'S CAT TO PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY
[7:48:41 PM] Tyler C.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ql0d88TCAM
[7:48:52 PM] Eli-Chanpu: Because the daughter went out to buy some Coke
[7:49:21 PM] Eli-Chanpu: And the Cat THREW THE RUG INTO A WOODCHIPPER
[7:49:32 PM] kagekishi.no.hi: Ya'll legitly made Zan RQ
[7:49:33 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): YEAH
[7:49:34 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): GO CAT
[7:49:35 PM] kagekishi.no.hi: kagekishi.no.hi starts taking notes
[7:49:42 PM] Aurora Nozomi (Aoi): MY NEKO
[7:49:52 PM] Eli-Chanpu: And thus, both the dog and the rug met up in the sky, where they could bone forever more
[7:49:56 PM] Eli-Chanpu: The
[7:49:57 PM] Eli-Chanpu: End
[7:49:58 PM] Eli-Chanpu: ?
[7:50:22 PM] Eli-Chanpu: And that was the story of Why Tyler's ass is flat

[17:20:17] Kari Akisame : I am Queen of the chatbox!
[17:23:26] Mio Hirasawa : ~
[17:23:54] Mio Hirasawa : not anymore o.o
[17:24:46] Kari Akisame : q.q
[17:24:55] Kari Akisame : you're on top of me
[17:24:57] Kari Akisame : >///>
[17:25:20] Mio Hirasawa : mhm
[17:25:31] Mio Hirasawa : and it feels good